I got to school four minutes early tonight, even though I left home late. My philosophy: I'm a shitty driver, might as well speed. I'm gonna die behind the wheel anyway.

HAPPY JACK BAUER DAY!

Hey, generic bad guy? When Jack Bauer tells you to "DO IT!" you get to your knees and DO IT. Because he IS going to make you his bitch no matter what and the ( Read more... )